Miscellany and Nonsense

Milk the Cow Podcast - Milk the Cow will be broadcasting via an FM transmitter to the festival as COW23 FM to keep you updated about all the happenings on site and playing some nice tunes to get our day started (and hangovers conquered) before we’re ready to go again! Milk the Cow is a multi genre promotions and events … Continue reading →

Circus of the Mind - Bob Prophette, the world’s foremost (and only) Metaphysical Bookmaker will be bringing his Circus of the Mind to delight the crowds at Festival 23. Circus of the Mind is a three ringed circus of feasts for your intellect and imagination featuring games and performances associated with Metaphysical Betting (anything unprovable but “true,” Bob is the … Continue reading →

Mr Vast and the Vast Minority - “Jesus, you’re not easy to describe, you know? Okay, let me think.. You’re like a Muppet version of a Philip K. Dick novel… A Mr Vast gig is similar to that moment when you realise you’ve been secretly filmed by Derren Brown for the last six weeks…One of my mates thought you were well dodgy … Continue reading →

Human Crufts - Think you have trained a fine quality human? Submit them for Festival 23’s Human Crufts! Only humans of the highest pedigree allowed. No biting! No licking! No humping! Dogs marked on their teeth, coat and vigour! Agility and party trick rounds! Register your human at the information point on Friday to enter…

Happy Hardcore Aerobics - All the great feeling of raving, jumping, and ‘just wiggling your fingers in the sky yeah’ but totally sober, if you like, and in the middle of the day! All the joy of blood pumping, moving in time with other humans, spandex and getting red in the face – without gyms and ‘gym people.’ Moving … Continue reading →

Spirit Animal Fashion Show - Sign up at information to take part in the Spirit Animal Fashion Show. We will be building costumes in the run up to the show and have some resources to help but you are more than welcome to prepare outfits in advance for what will no doubt be the most glamorous event in anthropomorphised soul … Continue reading →